Go Ross Jeffries! You get the BIG PRIZE!
NLP News is in awe. Ross (supposedly) knows how to seduce women. High five, Ross Jeffries! And he’s a quickie, too. Ole Rossie can slip right by their conscious filters and play those unsuspecting women like a fiddle. He must really care about them – you know – their needs and all. Oh, we are not pious here at NLP News.
We don’t think it is wrong for a man to have sex with a woman, even if that man can only handle it for one evening before needing to escape with his wannabe facade in tact. You see, on day two the woman has a few questions about who he actually is and – well – he is actually a total putz, so he bolts before she finds out. Oh, he is a wiley one, that woman speed seducer stud muffy!
Wait! This is all going in the wrong direction, given that we are not convinced that Ross Jeffries actually seduces women. Maybe he really only fools desperate men. Eh? Heh heh. How about that. Yeah for Us! We made a funny, but not as funny as someone who makes a name for themselves as a speed seducer!
And, pray tell, why is it so junk-yard-style-low-class to make a name for yourself as a woman getter-into-bed? We didn’t say it was junk-yard-style low class, we just presupposed it in the question. At any rate, Ross Jeffries is the LAST person on earth we really care about. And we admit with sublime joy that we do not personally know him or anyone who is close to him (not emotionally close, as womanizers have intimacy issues – wait, we don’t know Ross, sorry).
So what the frick is our friggin’ problem?
Our problem is that the letters N-L-P are associated with ole stud muffy. Milton Erickson would be proud, would he not? (sigh) We’re headed back to the depression chamber now. Aha! Maybe Ross is RIGHT. We’ll take our sense of worthlessness and compensate like HELL. Problem solved!